Funny Love Quotes – Compiled by Intern Madison White
Last week we posted some sweet quotes about love, so this week we decided to spice it up with some fun quotes. Thank you to intern, Madison, for putting these together for us.
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip. ~ Jonathan Carroll, “Outside the Dog Museum”
Infatuation is when you think he’s as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize he’s as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Conners, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford – but you’ll take him anyway. ~ Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975
Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate. ~ Sandra J. Dykes
Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and lips to pucker. ~ Author Unknown
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense. ~ Mark Overby
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~ Albert Einstein
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know. ~ Mistinguett (Jeanne Bourgeois), Theatre Arts, December 1955
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close togethet that they can’t see anything wrong with each other. ~ Rene Yasenek
I am in favor of preserving the French habit kissing ladies’ hands – after all, one must start somewhere. ~ Sacha Guitry
A kiss is just a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one. ~ Author Unknown










































