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Funny Love Quotes – Compiled by Intern Madison White

Last week we posted some sweet quotes about love, so this week we decided to spice it up with some fun quotes. Thank you to intern, Madison, for putting these together for us. 

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip. ~ Jonathan Carroll, “Outside the Dog Museum”

Infatuation is when you think he’s as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize he’s as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Conners, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford – but you’ll take him anyway. ~ Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate. ~ Sandra J. Dykes

Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and lips to pucker. ~ Author Unknown

 Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense. ~ Mark Overby

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~ Albert Einstein

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know. ~ Mistinguett (Jeanne Bourgeois), Theatre Arts, December 1955

Kissing is a means of getting two people so close togethet that they can’t see anything wrong with each other. ~ Rene Yasenek

I am in favor of preserving the French habit kissing ladies’ hands – after all, one must start somewhere. ~ Sacha Guitry

A kiss is just a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one. ~ Author Unknown

Sweet Love Quotes – Compiled by Intern Madison White

Love is a many splendored thing. Love makes the world go ’round. There are many sweet quotes about love, and we had intern, Madison, work on finding and compiling a few. Enjoy these as you reflect on how wonderful love can be. 

 Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~ Albert Einstein

Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~ Eric Fromm

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. ~ Kahlil Gibran

Do I love you because you’re beautiful, or are you beautiful because I love you? ~ Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, Cinderella

For you see, each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. ~ Rosemonde Gerard

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. ~ Author Unknown

 Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. ~ Peter Ustinov

We loved with a love that was more than love. ~ Edgar Allen Poe

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same. ~ Flavia Weddn, Forever, (Flavia.com)

Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you. ~ Author Unknown

And below is a quote we used in our latest weditorial shoot by Albert Einstein. 

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